Sir John The (Mostly) Brave & Cap'n John The (Slightly) Fie

John Smith may have the most boring name in the world but his life is anything but dull! When Ivan the Horrible and his gang of bloodthirsty villains are out to cause mayhem and misery in the Queen's castle there's only one boy who can defeat him - Sir John the (Mostly) Brave! And only Cap'n John the (Slightly) Fierce can stand up to Cap'n Black the meanest grizzliest pirate that ever lived!